"send me a dirty picture"
THE WORST THING THAT COULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN
Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’
Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)
God bless old people on the Internet.
I want a cigarette case so i can put candy cigarettes in it
when i was little my mom told me that you get a baby when you share something special with someone and one day this boys mom brought him mcdonald’s for lunch and he shared his fries with me so i was like “when are we having the baby”
do you ever just smell an old perfume, or hear an old song, or pass an old hangout spot and kinda break inside for a couple minutes
do you have that one person that you can’t look at when your trying to be mad at them because they’re so cute
Don’t play with a girls heart, she only has one. Play with her boobs, she has two of those